Resources
Quotes
“Be so busy improving yourself that you have no time to criticize others.” ~Chetan Bhagat
“The future depends on what we do today.” ~Mahatma Gandhi
“Remember, no one is stopping you from lighting a lamp in a dark night.” ~Harvinash Rai Bacchan
“You have to dream before your dreams can come true.” ~Dr APJ Abdul Kalam
“An ounce of practice is worth a thousand words.” ~Swami Vivekananda
Jokes
Q: Why do Indians love New York?
A: Because there's a Delhi on every block.
Q. What did the potato say when it answered the phone?
A. "Aaloo?"
Q: What do you call Indian flowers?
A: Patels
Q: What do you call a Bollywood fish?
A: Salmon Khan.